1. rryland:

    do you ever just wanna sit next to someone and listen to everything they could possibly say about anything ever just because you like their face and their voice and their general existence 

    (Source: warmachinerox, via frybag)

     


  2. skarvika:

    can you imagine being a cat

    i mean you look down and

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    (via runlittlemaggots)

     

  3. (Source: seansoo, via galaxyaurora)

     

  4. an annoying parent on her shoulder?

    preeetttyyy sure it’s parrot because that makes no fucking sense. 

    (Source: quinist, via insideofmypockets)

     


  5. spooky-spankings:

    girl you must be betty crocker, cause ur making me

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    (Source: larvitarded, via thechicagobutts)

     


  6. partybarackisinthehousetonight:

    pro tip: fill the piñata with absolutely nothing to prepare your kids for the letdowns of adulthood

    (via soratane)

     

  7. oh  lord my ovaries

    (via who-gaveyou-reason)

     

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  11. a-sexy-cat:

    vvebkinz:

    sleepy is so much of a cuter word than tired everyone needs to stop saying tired and start saying sleepy starting now

    I’m so sleepy of your shit

    (via caffeineoctopus)

     

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  13. wobbleinthehox:

    apparently i’m not enthusiastic enough about satan for google 

    (via babebraham)

     


  14. teenagesophiebennett:

    you know parents make such a big deal about explaining homosexuality to their children but when I was a kid I watched a show where one of the villains was a satanic cross-dressing lobster and never once questioned it

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    (via herestothebr0kenkids)

     

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